terça-feira, janeiro 20, 2009

Adeus Jorge, o Arbusto!

Neste dia de mudança, as BioBácas não poderiam deixar de prestar homenagem ao Presidente cessante do Mundo Livre, que ao longo de 8 frutíferos anos deixou todo um legado de coisas boas e bonitas.

Como é de praxe (no sentido bom e bonito do termo), prendo-vos com o que de melhor há para recordar deste grande arbusto, perdão homem.

(Scene: The Oval Office. Enter the National Security Adviser, Condoleezia Rice.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
Condi (On the phone): Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

Um homem com sentido de humor! Um homem que nos ensinou a odiar a política, a guerra, o capitalismo, a estupidez e a ignorância! Um homem que fez de cada um de nós uma pessoa melhor! Um grande homem, não haja dúvida!

Um grande bem haja Sr. Presidente!

2 comentários:

Sirius disse...

sim.
ainda mais porque fez a lette voltar a postar :P

lila disse...

a loucura! o blog esta vivo!